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Tupac is the only good thing about America, mocks Sanctioned Surkov

Article published on March 19, 2014
Article published on March 19, 2014

As the pace of life accelerates, news stories come thicker and faster. Sometimes you, just don’t have the time to do the news properly. But we want you to keep doing it nonetheless, which is why we’re giving you the chance to indulge in some quickies. Weird and wonderful news in easily digestible bites- that’s what Cafébabel quickies are all about. Two quickies a day keep the doctor away.

Tupac is the only thing that in­ter­ests me about Amer­ica, says Surkov of US Sanc­tions

Vladimir Putin's top aide Vld­islav Surkov laughed at the US sanc­tions im­posed on him. It is a "great ho­n­our" for him to be on the Amer­i­can black­list. Obama froze the dol­lar as­sets of seven Rus­sians con­sid­ered re­spon­si­ble for the Crimea cri­sis. Surkov's re­sponse: "The only things that in­ter­est me in the US are Tupac Shakur, Allen Gins­berg, and Jack­son Pol­lock. And I don't need a visa for that." Hit 'em up!

Read on The In­de­pen­dent

Tupac - Hit em' up

Stephen Hawk­ing's apoc­a­lypse

If the human race doesn't man­age to col­o­nize other plan­ets in the next few decades, we're all doomed, says Stephen the sci­en­tist. Ac­cord­ing to Stephen, in 50 years it will be pos­si­ble to build set­tle­ments on the moon, in 100 years on Mars. You'll have to tell your grand­chil­dren what life on earth was like!

Read on El Pe­ri­od­ico 19/03/2014