What can French trader-convict Jerome Kerviel do to be exonerated from his 4.9 billion euro fine?

19%

1. Strip himself of his French nationality and go to Romania (the Sarkozite government's solution to stopping crime)

7%

2. French radio said he should pretend he's a photographer and go and see Liliane Bettencourt (though France's richest woman, a L'oreal heiress who financed Sarkozy's party campaigns, owns 1/3 of what he owes)

19%

3. Apply from within prison to be manager of a Greek bank

2%

4. Have one last shot trading the money back from the comfort of Iceland

36%

5. Call Paul the Octopus

14%

6. Make the money back by creating a film starring Daniel Brühl

Tags : Economy | 41 Votes

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