HOW TO BE A GREEN HIPSTER ?

Article published on Dec. 3, 2015
Article published on Dec. 3, 2015

This article has not been vetted by an editor at Paris HQ

Here we go, COP 21 has started. Looking green is trendy. And Cafébabel is guiding you through this risky excercice.

THE STYLE

The beard implant : resisting to winter and saving the heating energy. From 3 to 7000 €.

The trunks : you will no longer have the excuse to say that you did not know : Pants to Poverty offers a wonderful collection of fair trunks and without pesticides.

The jeans : go and see at Nudie Jeans', man. It's sweet, it's soft, it's polished, it's 100% organic.

The shoes : Timberland has become mainstream. Wear organic shoes, only 135 €.

The socks : dude ! Green socks exist ! 8 € for the item fantaisie vache (cow pattern), twice the price for elegant pairs.

The t-shirt or the shirt : avoid grand-mother's shirt and have a look at Picture and People Tree's who offer recycled or fair trade tops.

The glasses : wink « yes » in an eye-contact with wooden glasses. Waiting for the Sun, 140 €.

Animals ? So swag dude !

THE EQUIPMENT

Entirely unnecessary, but you cannot do without it. Style is also about this.

The downhill skis :#detox #pure #free #beauty. Ski touring is trendy. Lone wolf, climb up snowy summits to escape the cacophony of the modern world. Listen to the singing birds and find the immaculate nature again. 570 € at Armada's.

The wooden turntable : made with a wooden base from a natural tree. 1150 € at Audiowood's. What is rare is expensive.

The green and vintage backpack : Neither fair nor organic, but it is the favourite brand of the average hipster, Herschel. This will cost you 90 €.

The smartphone made of bamboo : you were waiting for it. 500 €. 

The harmonica : « Let me be, I need to be alone ». 35 €. Can be used to pick up too.

THE COMMITMENT

This does not have a price.

Watch a porn film and plant a tree : become an actor for Fuck for Forest

Build up your open-source  beehive : eat our own honey, the must have in terms of food.

Drink vegetables : pure in shots at Yumi's or with rum.

Turn your flat into a tropical greenhouse : good hook for your match Tinder.

Share your fridge : watch out for scroungers.

Turn your sweat into drinking water : this says it all.

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Cet article a été rédigé par la rédaction de La Parisienne de cafébabel. Toute appellation d'origine contrôlée. 

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