The mega deal of the day? ‘Folklll’, a cutie with a fringe. Or else you can always look up DreamIntox from Toulouse, or Lloyd68, 22. Poor boys, reduced to the status of toy boys by nymphets dressed up as man-eaters. The consumers’ testimonies smell sweetly of cannibalism, with just a touch of capitalism. As wild as you may imagine. “I gobble up a basket a week, and I have even lost weight,” asserts Chloe in a very poetic way. Girl power, only good for scales? Give us our money back!
The catalogue also offers a “bonus pack” shelf, where you can pick with the greatest earnestness hairless or non-smoking bipeds.